STEVE SIMON’S VOTER-ROLL STONEWALL: Protecting Illegal Votes or Protecting the Grift Machine?
By Phillip C. Parrish
Retired U.S. Navy Intelligence Officer | Original Minnesota Fraud Whistleblower | 2026 Candidate for Governor
parrish4mn.com
Steve Simon wants you to believe the Trump DOJ is the big bad wolf trying to steal your grandma’s voter file so they can deport her for voting Democrat.
That’s the fairy tale he’s selling on X right now, complete with a New York Times sob-story link and the obligatory “outrageous and unacceptable” pearl-clutch.
Here’s the part he conveniently left out:
The same bloated voter rolls he’s hiding are the exact same ghost-people pipeline that has been funding Minnesota’s multi-billion-dollar criminal enterprise for years.
Let’s connect the dots the DFL machine prays you’ll never see.
1. Inflated voter rolls = inflated population counts
Minnesota’s official population numbers are built on a house of cards: voter registration lists, driver’s licenses issued under “standard” (read: no proof of citizenship) rules, and MNLARS/DPS data that Simon’s office helps feed. Those same inflated counts are what justify federal dollars flowing into every grift from Feeding Our Future ($250M stolen) to the daycare fraud empire I started screaming about in 2018 (billions more vanished).
2. Ghost people = ghost meals = ghost kids = ghost ballots
Same fake names that claimed 50,000 phantom daycare meals a day are the same fake names that show up on the voter rolls Simon is now shielding with his life.
One ghost “Abdullahi” in Cedar-Riverside can:
• Claim 300 daycare kids who don’t exist → $3 million in federal reimbursements
• Register to vote (no citizenship check required) → harvestable ballot
• Get a driver’s license → used as “proof” of residency for the next round of fraud
Rinse, wash, repeat, launder through a network of DFL-connected nonprofits.
3. Simon’s “privacy” excuse is laughable when you remember who he works for
This is the same Secretary of State whose office “accidentally” mailed voter registration forms to 1,500 non-citizens in 2022 and then shrugged.
This is the same administration that fought tooth-and-nail to keep driver’s licenses for illegal aliens while reassuring us “it won’t affect voter rolls.”
This is the same Steve Simon who tried to throw Donald Trump off the Minnesota ballot in 2024 for “insurrection” but now cries “authoritarianism” when the feds ask for the voter file to make sure dead people and non-citizens aren’t voting.
4. The NYT article he’s waving around? Doesn’t mention Minnesota once.
Zero. Not a single word about voter rolls, state requests, or Steve Simon. It’s a 6,000-word therapy session for fired Biden holdovers inside DOJ.
Simon just tacked on the lie “including requests for personal/protected voter data from states like Minnesota” to make it sound like whistleblowers are backing his story.
That’s not spin. That’s straight-up fabrication.
5. The real whistleblowers have been screaming for years — and Simon’s crew ignored every one of us
I started blowing the whistle on the daycare fraud–terror finance pipeline in 2018. Crickets from Simon, Walz, and the entire DFL machine.
Feeding Our Future explodes in 2022 — still nothing.
Legislative Auditor reports come out showing systemic failure after systemic failure — they bury them.
Now that the feds finally want to see the voter rolls that feed the entire ghost-person ecosystem, suddenly Simon discovers “privacy” and “democracy under attack.”
Here’s the ugly truth Steve Simon will never say out loud:
Every extra name on those voter rolls is a potential ballot to harvest and a justification for another million in federal dollars funneled to the nonprofit slush funds that keep the DFL machine in power.
He’s not protecting your privacy.
He’s protecting the pipeline.
When the DOJ finally rips open Minnesota’s voter rolls — and they will — we’re going to see tens of thousands of registrations that have no business being there. And every single one of those phantom voters has been double-dipping as a phantom daycare kid, a phantom SNAP recipient, a phantom Section 8 tenant, and a phantom ballot in a drop box at 3 a.m.
Steve Simon can clutch his pearls and cry to the New York Times all he wants.
The rest of us are done with the lies.
2026 is coming. The receipts are coming. And the entire house of cards — from the voter rolls to the nonprofit slush funds to the ghost people stealing our state blind — is about to come crashing down.
Keep hiding those rolls, Steve.
Every day you stall is another day the evidence pile grows higher.
See you in court.
And see you at the ballot box.
Phillip C. Parrish
The guy who’s been telling you this was happening since 2018
parrish4mn.com | @PhillipCParrish
#CleanTheRolls #EndTheGrift #ParrishForGovernor
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