December 16, 2025: Walz’s Gun Grab Theater – Toothless Executive Orders, Bankrupt Rhetoric, and the Same Old Syndicate Distraction
Minnesotans, grab your popcorn—today’s “presser” from Tim Walz was peak DFL clown show: all predictable platitudes, zero substance, and a masterclass in intellectual bankruptcy. While our streets bleed from real violent criminals—the clan hits, fraud-ring enforcers, and syndicate spillover we’ve documented—Walz trots out two “aggressive” executive orders that do… absolutely nothing to stop the butchers. Establish a “Statewide Safety Council”? Crunch data on “costs of gun violence”? Push “safe storage education”? That’s it? Toothless as a grifter’s promise, insulting as hell to every victim of actual violence in this state. And the cherry on top: Walz’s tired, moronic mantra about “gun violence”—as if inanimate tools pull triggers. Newsflash, Tim: Guns don’t commit violence. Sick, violent people do. But admitting that would mean targeting the real criminals your sanctuary policies shield. This is pure theater—distraction from the blood on DFL hands—and it proves every one of my recent articles dead right.
The Farce in Full: What Walz Actually “Did” Today
Straight from the regime mouthpieces (KARE11, FOX9, KSTP—pick your poison):
• Executive Order #1: Creates a “Statewide Safety Council” to… talk more, gather “data” on gun violence costs, and “promote education” on safe storage. Wow. Revolutionary. Because nothing says “aggressive” like another bloated bureaucracy chatting while bodies drop.
• Executive Order #2: More of the same—bypass the legislature (since even DFL can’t ram through real grabs) to virtue-signal on “public health crisis” nonsense.
Walz whined about Republican “lack of courage,” cited skewed polls “proving” Minnesotans want assault weapon bans, and tied it to recent shootings (Stewartville school lot, that church massacre last summer). But zero mention of locking up repeat offenders, deporting violent illegals, or dismantling the fraud pipelines funding clan beefs. Why? Because that would hit the syndicate’s sacred cows.
This “presser” was scripted predictability: Blame guns, ignore people. Blame Republicans, ignore DFL soft-on-crime rot. Blame “costs,” ignore the billions your grants launder to terror ties.
The Intellectual Bankruptcy: “Gun Violence” – The Lie That Keeps On Giving
Walz and his echo chamber love parroting “gun violence” like it’s profound. It’s not—it’s deliberately dumb. Guns are tools, no more capable of “violence” than a hammer or a car. Violence comes from violent hearts—sick, evil people enabled by failed policies. In MN? That’s your fraud-ring enforcers popping rivals in Hawthorne, clan stabbers on reservations, hoax-swatting antisemites probing synagogues—all while Walz’s “sanctuary” shields the pipelines.
Calling it “gun violence” is theater to demonize law-abiding owners (us) while dodging the real fix: Hammer criminals, secure borders, restore order. It’s insulting to victims—like those Dec 10 double-tap souls in fraud zones—who weren’t killed by “guns,” but by violent thugs your policies coddle. Incompetent? Criminally so. Walz couldn’t lead a prayer circle out of this mess.
Proof Positive: My Articles Called It
This stunt validates everything we’ve exposed:
• The syndicate thrives on distraction—while Walz poses “tough on guns,” real violence (Dec shootings, stabbings, arsons) rages in the shadows we documented.
• Appeasers bolt doors on badges but hug the wolves—today’s “safety council” is just more grift fodder.
• DFL theater: Look busy on “public health” while fraud billions flow and streets burn.
Dark humor? Walz’s “aggressive” orders are so weak, they couldn’t confiscate a water pistol from a toddler. But they’ll pat themselves on the back, poll-goosing for 2026 while innocents pay the price.
Enough Theater – Real Solutions Start With Real Leaders
Good people: Don’t buy the distraction. Arm up legally, report the real threats (1-866-DHS-2-ICE), demand prosecutors prosecute. Law partners: Ignore this noise—focus on the patterns we mapped: Fraud to violence pipelines.
Lord, expose these performers; Your justice doesn’t need “councils”—it needs courage. Walz’s theater closes in 2026—we’re the broom.
Who’s done with the show?
Phillip C. Parrish
Retired U.S. Navy Lieutenant Commander (Intelligence)
2026 Republican Candidate for Governor of Minnesota
Fraud Whistleblower Extraordinaire
phillip@parrish4mn.com | parrish4mn.com | @phillipcparrish
For press: phillip@parrish4mn.com | heidi@parrish4mn.com | (612) 460-1717. Stories of real violence ignored—send ‘em. We’re ending the farce.
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