Wake Up, Minnesota: Oh, the Irony – The “Humanitarians” Are the Real Demons, and They’re Screaming About Fairness While Robbing You Blind
Oh, bless your hearts, you sweet, fence-sitting Minnesotans still clutching your pearls and wondering if maybe—just maybe—the media has a point. You poor dears, bombarded with crocodile tears over “senseless” federal overreach and that tragic ICU nurse who “just wanted to help” (while allegedly manhandling a woman and charging agents like he was auditioning for a bad action flick). How utterly convenient that the shooting happened right in front of the fraud palace at 2614 Nicollet Avenue. What are the odds? It’s almost like divine comedy.
Picture this: Federal agents roll up to do their job—enforce laws the DFL machine has spent decades pretending don’t exist—and suddenly, boom, a “victim” narrative explodes faster than you can say “Medicaid billing scheme.” Videos show the guy holding a phone, not a gun? Sure, Jan. Witnesses say he had his hands up? Adorable. Meanwhile, the building behind the chaos hosts 184—one hundred and eighty-four—National Provider Identifiers for “healthcare providers.” All crammed into one sketchy strip mall like it’s the world’s worst clown car of grift. Smart Therapy Center, New American Development Center, Nicollet Senior Center… sounds so wholesome, doesn’t it? Almost makes you want to donate to their “cause.” Except none of these ghost outfits are on any exclusion list—yet. Funny how that works when the state’s “oversight” is run by the same people cashing the checks.
And don’t get me started on the daycare bonus round just three doors down at 2628 Nicollet. Three centers tied to Siman Aden, the same genius behind the infamous Quality Learning Center that got torched by viral videos exposing the phantom-kid billing empire. Remember Feeding Our Future? $250 million poofed into hawala networks and luxury whips while kids supposedly starved? Yeah, that was “humanity” in action. These takers scream about oppression while treating taxpayers like an all-you-can-steal buffet. The ones wailing “inhumane!” are the ones inhumanely looting billions from programs meant for the vulnerable. Irony so thick you could spread it on toast—if the grifters hadn’t already stolen the butter subsidy.
It’s the same tired script as the Wall Street cartel scams: deregulate just enough to let the parasites feast, then shriek “brutality!” when someone finally shows up with a badge instead of a blank check. The demons demonizing law enforcement? They’re the real ones—hiding behind “fairness” and “compassion” while running a 30-year racketeering operation that’s turned our constitutional republic into a looting playground. They flipped the script so hard that makers now apologize for existing, while takers pose as victims. Dark humor? Oh, it’s hilarious—until you realize your property taxes are funding their getaway cars and protest bail funds.
As a man of faith, I can’t help but think of Matthew 7:15: “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.” These non-profit wolves, legislator lapdogs, and globalist shepherds aren’t saving anyone—they’re devouring the flock. Christ didn’t mince words with money-changers; neither will real servant leadership.
So jump off that fence, Minnesota. The criminals aren’t the agents risking their necks to stop the bleed—they’re the grifters, the enablers in St. Paul, and the globalist string-pullers treating our state like their personal piggy bank. They’re the ones screaming “demons!” to distract from their own horns. Time to make ’em sweat bullets: share this far and wide, tag the feds, demand the audits and RICO takedowns. No more false equivalence, no more hand-wringing—just raw justice on moral bedrock.
As your 2026 Republican candidate for Governor, I’ll swing the wrecking ball at this syndicate from day one. Integrity isn’t optional; it’s mandatory. Let’s expose the demons, protect the innocent, and rebuild Minnesota the right way.
Phillip C. Parrish
Candidate for Governor of Minnesota 2026
Campaign Manager: Heidi Wanty at heidi@parrish4mn.com
Phone: 1 (612) 460-1717
Official website: https://parrish4mn.com
X: @phillipcparrish
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