Oh look, Minneapolis economy “tanking” again? Cry me a river of crocodile tears, Mayor Jacob Frey and the blood-soaked DFL syndicate. Your fake “boom” wasn’t some innocent bubble—it was a deliberately engineered thieving machine, built brick by bloody brick on imported fraud addicts, ghost welfare empires, and a propaganda blitz to whitewash the whole rotten scam. Now the house of cards is imploding under federal heat? Boo hoo, you murderous grifters. That’s not a recession; that’s the Lord’s reckoning for three decades of premeditated looting, capped with hits on anyone who dared pull back the curtain.
Let’s shred the fairy tale with facts from the front lines. For 30 years, these DFL crooks and their “nonprofit” cronies—Lutheran Social Services, Catholic Charities, the whole VOLAG vampire squad—turned Minnesota into the global hub for fake “refugee humanitarianism.” They imported unskilled masses from Somalia’s chaos, not out of compassion, but for the federal headcount cash: $2K–$15K per body, plus bonuses for chain migration cons. No real vetting, just dump ’em in Cedar-Riverside ghettos, plug ‘em into every welfare spigot (food stamps, Section 8, Medicaid, autism “programs”), and watch the fraud factories crank up. Result? Billions siphoned—$250M in ghost meals via Feeding Our Future, $500M+ in phantom daycares, $250M COVID grabs, and that’s the confirmed tip. The real haul? North of $9 billion vanished into Kenyan lake homes, Mogadishu mansions, and straight-up wires to al-Shabaab hawalas. Your tax dollars funding terror, while these syndicate bosses called it “vibrant growth” and “economic engine.” Dark humor twist: They actually believe murdering to protect this Ponzi is “stimulating the economy.” Proverbs 22:16 – “He who oppresses the poor to increase his wealth… will come to poverty.” Amen to that crash.
But oh, the intentional evil gets darker. These aren’t bumbling bureaucrats—they’re stone-cold architects of a racketeering empire, complete with propaganda shields and a murder ledger to enforce silence. Walz ignored red flags since 2019, Ellison whispered favors for fraud cash, and media lapdogs like the Star Tribune spewed “30 Years of Compassion” fluff to hide the bodies. Literally. When whistleblowers sniffed too close—like auditor Abdirahman Haji-Ahmed gunned down in 2013, or Rep. Melissa Hortman assassinated in 2025 for daring to gut the undocumented freebies—they got erased. Hortman’s hit? A fake-cop impersonation straight from the DFL hoax playbook, manifesto tying back to their slush funds. December 2025 alone: Snitches like Abdimahat Bille Mohamed executed post-DOJ texts, Fatima Yusuf throat-slit in a “domestic” setup, gang RICO murders spiking after ICE raids. All in fraud epicenters, timed to throttle leaks. Why? Exposing the grift collapses their “essential” machine, cutting remittances to terror dens and cartel pipelines. They exploit the poor as human shields—real refugees, legal immigrants, fixed-income grannies—while feasting on the blood money. Capable of murder? Hell yes; it’s their cleanup crew for a scam so addictive they’d off Jesus Himself if He audited their books.
The latest Frey sobfest blames “Operation Metro Surge” for the $200M+ hit—lost shops, scared customers, hurting immigrant businesses. Tragic? Sure, but don’t gaslight us: This mess stems from your sanctuary insanity, open-border virtue-signaling, and blind eyes to exploitation rings. Those “vibrant corridors” on Lake Street? Propped by policies inviting fraud tourism—out-of-staters flying in to loot, clans “honor-killing” loose ends. Real economies thrive on honest sweat, rule of law, and moral spine—not nonprofit slush, protected hustles, or propaganda calling theft “progress.” The crash? Justice’s bill for a syndicate that intentionally built this beast, hid it with race-card smears (“xenophobe!”), and murdered to keep the gears grinding.
No tears for the grifters sweating now. As a servant of Christ in the Diocese of Minneapolis and St. Paul, I say: Enough. In 2026, we’ll dismantle this evil—shut the VOLAG pipeline, prosecute every complicit pol, bureaucrat, and “nonprofit” exec, and rebuild on rock-solid truth. The fake boom’s bust is God’s wake-up call. No more propaganda, no more murders, just accountability in Jesus’ name.
The thirty-year heist ends. The murder machine stops. Time to expose, indict, and reclaim our constitutional republic from these thieves.
Phillip C. Parrish
Candidate for Governor of Minnesota 2026
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