Minnesota, listen up. Evil doesn’t check skin tone, last name, church pew, or zip code before it sets up shop. It doesn’t care if you’re Somali, Swedish, Hmong, or Scandinavian stock. It wears every face, every creed, and every accent. The same human condition that tempts us all—pride, greed, fear, the lust for control—turns some into predators who build entire industries on other people’s suffering.
We’ve seen the Puritan Complex in full bloom: self-righteous hall monitors who ban, regulate, and moralize to corner the market, hand out licenses to cronies, and skim the take while preaching virtue. Alcohol prohibition created gangsters and government liquor stores. The war on weed flipped into a taxed-and-regulated racket with “social equity” fronts for insiders. Gambling, nonprofits, the whole grift cycle—same playbook, fresh coat of paint. They don’t hate the sin; they hate competition.
Layer on the Munchausen Machine: manufacture the crisis, starve the patient, then pose as the savior with a stale press conference and your tax dollars. Feeding Our Future wasn’t a glitch—it was policy. Gut checks, explode “meal sites,” watch the cash vanish into Lamborghinis and overseas accounts, then shrug “a few bad apples” while kids went hungry. COVID “relief” with zero controls. Election “integrity” that mails ballots like confetti and hides the chain of custody. Healthcare expansions that balloon costs and invite fraud. Every time, the same pattern: create the wound, control the pain, harvest the gratitude—and the grants.
This isn’t left versus right. This is good versus evil. Right versus wrong. And the operators come from every walk of life. White bureaucrats in St. Paul cubicles. Somali nonprofit CEOs pulling fat salaries while the grift flows. Corporate donors. Street-level opportunists. DFL machine players and their enablers. They all bleed the same color: green. They all prey on the innocent with the same tools—fear, manufactured misery, biased judgment that lumps “those kind of people” together to justify the next round of looting.
Munchausen by proxy and the Puritan Complex aren’t personality disorders anymore. They’re business models. They’ve created legions of the death cult—people so deep in the sociopathic loop they’ve lost all respect for life itself. Hopelessness as policy. Dependency as currency. They bind taxpayers in fraud-riddled traps, then lecture us about compassion while their allies buy beach houses with “anti-poverty” money.
Jesus didn’t mince words with this crowd. Whitewashed tombs. Beautiful outside, full of dead men’s bones inside. The Pharisees of our day wear equity badges and government titles, but the rot is the same. They profit off fear because fear keeps the machine fed. They divide us by race, creed, and grievance so we don’t notice the hand in all our pockets.
Here’s the raw truth, Minnesota: Every race, color, and creed produces saints and sinners. Every one of us battles the human condition. The difference isn’t blood—it’s character, choices, and whether you bow to the Machine or stand against it. The grifters want you tribal and distracted. They want you hopeless. They thrive when good people stay silent out of fear of being called the wrong name.
We’re not building another grievance machine. We’re calling evil evil, no matter who wears the suit. We expose the networks—political, nonprofit, corporate, street-level—that rig this state. We dismantle the death loop. We restore accountability, real audits, whistleblower protections, and a government that fears the people again instead of farming them.
Imagine a Minnesota where families keep what they earn. Where fraud gets prosecuted like the racketeering it is. Where faith, family, and honest work aren’t mocked but lifted up. Where kids aren’t pawns in a hero complex. Where life is respected—from the unborn to the elderly farmer to the working parent grinding two jobs.
That vision isn’t partisan fantasy. It’s what a constitutional republic looks like when good men and women refuse to feed the monster. It’s right prevailing over wrong. Light over darkness.
The Machine is cracking. The lies are rotting from the inside. Evil has no color—but neither does courage. It rises in farmers, teachers, veterans, parents, and everyday Minnesotans who’ve had enough.
We expose the syndicate. We burn down the grift. We rebuild on truth, integrity, and respect for every innocent life.
Who’s with me?
Candidate for Governor of Minnesota 2026
Phillip C. Parrish
Campaign Manager
Heidi Wanty
Phone: 1 (612) 460-1717
Freedom Talk with Phil on X @parrish4mn
Read the threads: Minnesotans Puritans: The Puritan Complex, The Munchausen Machine, Minnesota’s Misery
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