RISE, MINNESOTA—RISE AGAIN!
Be Brave. Take Back Our State. From the Iron Range to the farm fields, from St. Paul’s back alleys to Minneapolis shopfronts—every trucker, teacher, Hmong grandma, and factory hand knows the DFL syndicate’s got their boot on our necks. Billions looted through daycare scams, COVID cash heists, and ballot-box stuffing. Retired Navy Lieutenant Commander Phillip C. Parrish—whistleblower, farmer, teacher, administrator, dad—is running to rip it all open. Your contribution isn’t a donation; it’s a declaration of war on the grifters. Fund the audits, the indictments, the reckoning. No more hand-wringing—let’s make ’em pay.
Fuel the Fight: Arm the Grassroots Rebellion
Fellow Minnesotans, the machine’s rigged, but we’re the wrench. As your next Governor, I’ll channel 21 years of Navy intel into exposing the criminal webs—political fixers, nonprofit vampires, street-level thieves—that’ve turned our state into their piggy bank. Recent drops from the front lines? We’re calling out the election thieves who think “democracy” means drop-box dark magic, the fraud rings that fed our future to felons, and the corporate cronies dodging subpoenas like it’s a sport. Your cash buys the tools: forensic digs into slush funds, bounties for tipsters, and legal hounds to drag ‘em into court. Sarcasm aside, these bastards aren’t laughing anymore—they’re lawyering up.
DONATE NOW – Fuel the Raid (Ammo Drop – Parrish War Chest: $5–$199)
Low-friction fire for the everyday uprising. No employer grilling—just pure ammo.
DONATE NOW – Buy the Rope (Heavy Artillery – Fund the Indictments: $200–$4,000)
Heavy ordnance for the deep-state dismantle. Drop the max and watch the perp walks multiply.
Or you can mail checks to:
Parrish for Governor
PO Box 132
Faribault, MN 55021
Serve with Unwavering Integrity and Dedication
I’ve blown whistles on the worst: Minnesota’s daycare grift that stole from our kids, COVID relief vanishing into DFL pockets, election ops that’d make a mob boss blush. As Governor, no more “both sides” bullshit—it’s us vs. the syndicate. Your support rebuilds a Minnesota for the overlooked: secure farms, honest votes, schools that teach instead of indoctrinate. Farmers, rise up. Teachers, gear up. Iron Rangers, saddle in. We’re not asking for pity—we’re demanding payback.
Max individual contribution: $4,000 for the 2025–2026 election cycle ($2,000 primary + $2,000 general). Zero corporate or union taint—we’re the people’s artillery.
Minnesota Campaign Finance Board Compliance
All contributions to Parrish for Governor are reported to the Minnesota Campaign Finance and Public Disclosure Board (CFB) per state law (Minn. Stat. § 10A).
• Itemization: Donations over $20 require your full name and mailing address. Gifts of $200+ also need employer and occupation details for public disclosure.
• Limits: Individuals max $4,000 total per election cycle. No contributions from corporations, unions, or foreign nationals.
• Refunds: No take-backs – once it’s in, it’s locked on target.
• Reporting: All funds deposited within 10 business days; full transparency at cfb.mn.gov. Questions? Hit the CFB hotline: 651-539-1180.