By Phillip Parrish, Candidate for Governor of Minnesota
Folks, remember my piece on “The Great Minnesota CWD Grift”? We exposed how cherry-picked prion panic was bleeding deer farmers dry, funneling millions into labs, grants, and DNR bureaucrats—all while wild herds thrive and real fraudsters skate. That was just the appetizer. Now, let’s dig into the main course: the outright theft of Minnesota’s rural soul through land grabs disguised as “conservation.” This isn’t wildlife management; it’s a syndicate playbook—using half-truths about climate doom and “public good” to consolidate control, demonize producers, and repurpose prime acres for solar sprawl, NGO empires, or worse, foreign-backed schemes. Hardworking Minnesotans who till the soil, raise herds, and build legacies under God’s grace? They’re the “risks” getting forced out, while St. Paul leeches feast on our taxes. I’ve heard from farmers statewide—your stories of squeezed operations and vanishing futures aren’t paranoia; they’re the end game of self-sabotage orchestrated by the DFL crime family and their enablers.
The DNR’s Feeding Frenzy: 16,000 Acres Gobbled in One Swoop
Picture this: In late 2025, the DNR pulls off its “largest land acquisition in recent history”—nearly 16,000 acres of northern Minnesota forest across 10 counties like Aitkin, Becker, and St. Louis. Funded by the Legacy Outdoor Heritage Fund and “Reinvest in Minnesota” dollars—your tax bucks, funneled through shadowy partnerships with outfits like the Northwest Land Trust. They call it “permanent protection,” expanding state forests into massive, contiguous blocks. Sounds noble? Nah—it’s a power play. These deals lock up rural land, stripping families of economic options while bureaucrats play king. And get this: The Nature Conservancy chipped in with another 12,000+ acres in the Northwoods, tripling their “preserve” near Two Harbors. Who’s next? Your back 40, rebranded as a “habitat corridor” for some grant-chasing scheme.
Sarcasm alert: Thanks, DNR—nothing says “sustainable” like turning family timber lots into untouchable fiefdoms, where the only “recreation” is for eco-tourists bused in from the cities. Meanwhile, real Minnesotans watch their property values tank as the state swells like a tick on taxpayer blood.
Surplus Sales: The Shell Game Where They Sell Low and Grab High
Don’t buy the “we’re just managing assets” line. Late 2025 saw the DNR auction off about 190 acres of “surplus” land—mostly school trust parcels in counties like Carlton and St. Louis. Bidding ran from Dec. 2-16, with one tiny 2.57-acre plot near Wrenshall fetching $75,250—proceeds supposedly “reinvested” in “higher-quality” lands. But here’s the grift: While they’re dumping scraps online via MNBid.mn.gov, they’re hoarding thousands elsewhere under “strategic plans.” It’s a revolving door—sell off the dregs, use the cash to snatch premium rural acres from under farmers’ noses. And who buys these surpluses? Often adjacent insiders or speculators, while the DNR’s empire grows unchecked.
Dark humor twist: It’s like the syndicate fencing stolen goods back to you at a markup, then using your money to rob your neighbor. “Surplus”? More like surplus excuses to expand the state’s grip.
“Conservation” Partnerships: The Velvet Glove on the Iron Fist
Enter the alphabet soup of “partnerships”—MN CREP aiming for 75,000 acres of “highest-priority” riparian and marginal land across 66 counties, restoring hydrology and mitigating floods. Sounds helpful? It’s code for voluntary easements that handcuff your land forever, turning producers into stewards of the state’s vision. The DNR’s 2023-2027 Strategic Plan? All about “climate strategies” informed by “best available science” and “engagement”—read: green pretexts to manage lands and waters, sidelining actual farmers. Then there’s the Minnesota Land Trust’s agenda to protect 50,000 acres and restore 3,000 more over a decade, targeting 11 “program areas.” And don’t forget the City-County Conservation Collaborative in places like Dakota County—pooling resources to “protect critical areas” and ramp up management.
This ain’t partnership; it’s takeover. They demonize your operation as a “threat” to water or wildlife, then offer “incentives” that lock you out. End game? Consolidated control, where rural Minnesotans are tenants on their own dirt.
Solar Sprawl: The Ultimate Repurposing Rip-Off
Once they’ve squeezed you out, what’s next? Solar farms devouring farmland like locusts. As of early 2026, 67 projects in the pipeline totaling 11,028 MW—think Sherco’s 460 MW beast powering 100,000 homes by late 2025, or Byron’s 200 MW near Rochester. Goodhue County’s approving 4 MW setups, while west-central debates 3,640 leased acres for solar. Even “agrivoltaics” pilots mix panels with biodiversity—fancy term for blanketing fields in glass while claiming it’s “habitat-friendly.” Polarizing? You bet—farm leaders call it a hot mess displacing prime dirt.
But tie it back: These “green” conversions thrive on grabbed land, often via NGO “preserves” or state-held acres. Productive Minnesotans crushed, office-dwellers in high-rises living lavish off subsidies. Self-destruction? Spot on.
Foreign Fingers and Globalist Ghosts: Loopholes Waiting to Pounce
Minnesota’s Alien Farm Law sounds tough—only U.S. citizens, permanent residents, or entities under 20% foreign can own ag land, with annual reports mandatory. No Chinese ownership reported; just 1.7% foreign-held, mostly UK and Canada. But enforcement’s a farce—loopholes via trusts, wind easements, or “research” exemptions let shadows creep in. Nationally, foreign acres hit 45 million by 2023, up 67% since 2014, with adversaries like China holding 277,000. As land frees up from DNR grabs, who’s to stop globalists slipping through? It’s the DFL syndicate paving the way for outsiders while locals starve.
Busting the Grift: A Vision for a Free, Faithful Minnesota
This land grab isn’t fate—it’s fraud. As your governor, I’ll mandate audits of every DNR deal, scrap surplus shams, and halt “conservation” that handcuffs families. No more demonizing producers; we’ll prosecute the racketeers in lab coats and state offices. Imagine a Minnesota where farms flourish under God’s bounty—Minnesota fields buzzing with life, families passing legacies unmolested, our constitutional republic shielding the doers from high-rise thieves. We’ve had enough of self-sabotage; time to reclaim our acres, expose the noise, and build a state that honors faith, freedom, and the fruits of real labor.
Phillip Parrish is a farmer, hunter, Navy vet, and 2026 Republican candidate for Governor. Funded by Minnesotans who’ve had it with the syndicate—not globalists or St. Paul insiders.
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